Monday, November 21, 2011

Ode to the Dumbass.

My water polo coach is a complete dumb ass. Seriously all he does the entire practice is sit there and text his girlfriend that looks strangely like a high-school student... creepy much? He also refuses to tell us about any practices or fundraisers until it is too late. For instance he never actually told us about the fund raiser that we had this year. Instead he had this bossy little bitch thy tho organize this whole thing. This bossy little bitch was in charge of giving people(like me) our tickets to sell, instead she gave them to me the day they were due and demanded that I either sell them or show up to the apparently mandatory practice(that my coach never informed us of, shocker right??) with $50. I laughed at the fact that she actually had to nerve and sheer stupidity to actually say that to my face!! Not only that, but he sent out an email declaring there would be practice this week, and sent this email out on the Friday before the first practice was scheduled for. I havent gotten cleared through the school yet so I cant play right now! DUDE!! YOU ARE A DUMB ASS!!!!


                                                                                                           Full of Hatred,
                                                                                                           Jordan Savage.